Top Dog of the Week
AJ Lee. Let’s face it, she’s one cool woman and has completely gotten the best of Punk, Heyman and Vickie…if she’s done all this in one episode, whilst on probation what will she be able to do next week??
Damien Sandow for his heroic effort against the Irish Cena, Sheamus. Genuinely thought he’d knocked off the WHC but alas.
Cesaro deserves a nod for being able to LIFT Brodus off his feet…wow.
Twatting Twat of the Week
Cody acting like Sandow’s cheerleader just made him look a prize prat and didn’t help Damien in anyway and all it got Cody himself was a kick to the bonce.
Wade Barrett might come to regret mouthing off to his boss despite being twice her size in the coming weeks…
Weedy Pigeon of the Week
Beth Phoenix again. Despite easily taking the Smackdown Top DOg for her awesome bout with Natalya, she suffered at the hands of a particularly vindictive Eve tonight…the smack of her head aginst the external matting sounded particularly painful.
Spin Doctor of the Week
AJ, for her seemingly heartfelt speech to old pal Kaitlyn…..only to howl with derisive laughter in her face a minute later.
Worst Girl of the Week
Punk, surprise surprise. The man really is like a teenager with an attitude problem and it seems that you don’t actually need to have anything to do with him to warrant his rage.
Best Line of the Week
DB: I AM HANDSOME!!
DB: I HAVE A GREAT BEARD!
Kane (on AJ): She is one hell of a kisser.
AJ: STOP IT! STOP IT! [high pitched girley squeal] STOP ITT!! [Someone needs to see Dr Shelby..]
Kaitlyn [after AJ has skipped away, laughing maniacally]: What are you?
Big Show: I smell FANTASTIC!
Cody Rhodes: Can you BELIEVE that ‘debate’? [You and me both]
Eve Torres: Did you SEE the match between Beth and Natalya on Smackdown Friday night? [This lady’s got brass neck, but hear hear!]
JR: So this is the bottom line….
Worst Line of the Week
CM Punk: Like a real man should, I kick him like the dog he is.
Drew McIntyre: Ah’m Still the chorsen one? [Really? Are you?]
CM Punk: SAY IT! SAY IT! [Please put a sock in it]
Warring Faction of the Week
JR and Punk.
Ryback and Punk…Tensai was just a mere annoyance to him.
Sight of the Week
For a straight-edge guy, Punk is looking more and more like a teenage stoner each week.
Dolph in another new shirt….”Stealing the show and your girlfriend.”
AJ looked like she meant business tonight.
DB twiddling his moustache like Dick Dastardly.
Punk and DOlph mimicking Kane and DB with the title and case respectively.
Sin Cara and Rey Mysterio looked like the American flag had thrown up all over them in their matching outfits.
Double aerial attacks from the luchadors….
Cesaro LIFTING Brodus Clay off the ground to do his Neutraliser…..that’s a 350 pound man…..respect earned, not given.
AJ and Kaitlyn chatting backstage (nice pink socks BTW)……before AJ’s head went pop.
Miz’s new shirt stating “Haters <3 Me” and his looks of pure disdain at Zack (Also wearing new clothes).
Sandow gracefully flying over the security wall.
Sandow flopping off the apron like a 10 kilo sack of spuds.
Punk stomping on JR’s Stetson like a spoiled child.
AJ as special referee…..ordering out professional irritants Heyman and Vickie.
WWE Miracles & Mysteries
So Miz decided that ‘Miz TV’ was a bad idea then?
Does a big mouth like Damien Sandow really need his cheerleader (Coddles) out there with him?
Michael Cole ‘appreciating’ JR………the same man who used to call the legend a “fat tub of goo” frequently last year….
Jim Ross Appreciation Night had nothing to do with PUnk, so why didnt he just naff off?
Can anyone shut Punk up or is he just going to gob off at anyone he chooses for evermore?
How anyone could not shit their pants after finding out the referee is their boss?